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Zoblabo The Man Who Never Existed

Zoblabo

It all kicked off in Eldridge City, this gritty spot up in the Pacific Northwest where fog rolls in thick from the bay and sticks around like bad news. Detective Alex Thorne got handed the file on a rainy Tuesday morning in his cramped office at the 5th Precinct. Zoblabo—yeah, that’s the name, sounded foreign, maybe Eastern European—reported missing by his supposed wife, but something felt off right away. No photo in the folder, just a description: tall guy, sharp beard, eyes that cut through you. Alex remembered him clear as day from a bust last year in the warehouse district down by Harlan Pier.

The Case Drops

Alex slouched at his desk, coffee gone cold, flipping through pages that should’ve had basics—birth cert from some town called Vesper Hollow in the Midwest, ID from the DMV. Blank. He called the records office in Vesper, got a clerk who laughed, said no such place on the map. “You sure? I drove through there once,” Alex muttered, but the line went dead. That night, he dreamed of meeting Zoblabo in a dive bar off Main Street, the Red Anchor, laughing over cheap whiskey about a heist gone wrong involving smuggled artifacts from ancient ruins in Peru. Woke up sweating, checked his phone—no calls from Zoblabo in the log, like they’d never happened.

Digging Deeper

Next day, Alex hit the streets, pounding pavement in the old industrial zone where Zoblabo supposedly worked at a factory called Grimshaw Metals. Place was real, rusted gates and all, but the foreman scratched his head: “Zoblabo? Never heard of him. You got the wrong joint.” Alex pulled out a sketch he’d done from memory—Zoblabo in a trench coat, standing under the neon sign of the factory. Foreman shrugged. Back at the precinct, Alex’s partner, Maria Ruiz, who he’d sworn met Zoblabo too, drew a blank. “Who? You okay, Alex?” Her eyes glazed over, like the memory slipped away mid-sentence. That’s when the chill hit—files on his desk started changing, his own notes fading like old ink.

Here’s a quick table of the clues Alex chased, and how they vanished one by one:

Clue TypeDescriptionLocation FoundHow It Disappeared
Birth CertificateSupposed record from Vesper Hollow, dated 1985City Hall ArchivesPaper turned blank overnight, clerk denied issuing it
Photo from BarSnapshot of Zoblabo and Alex at Red AnchorAlex’s phone galleryDeleted itself while Alex watched, no backup trace
Work BadgeGrimshaw Metals ID card with Zoblabo’s nameFactory locker roomMelted into plastic goo when Alex touched it again
Witness StatementMaria’s initial report mentioning ZoblaboPrecinct databaseErased from servers, IT said glitch but no logs

Incredible Chase Scene

Picture this: Alex bolting through the fog-shrouded alleys of Eldridge’s old town, heart pounding, as shadows seemed to twist after him. He’d just left the library on Elm Street, where books on quantum anomalies—stuff about parallel realities bleeding into ours—started erasing pages right in front of him. Suddenly, a figure that looked like Zoblabo flickered at the end of the block, near the crumbling clock tower by the river. Alex chased, dodging crates and jumping puddles, yelling “Wait!” The air got thick, like reality was glitching, buildings warping slightly. He cornered the shadow in a dead-end by the docks, but it dissolved into mist, leaving Alex gasping, his badge feeling lighter in his pocket.

The Forgetting Spreads

Things escalated when Alex’s own life started unraveling. At home in his apartment on Ridgeview Lane, photos with family—his sister in Seattle—began fading him out. Called her, she paused: “Alex who?” Panic set in. He raced to the precinct, but his desk was cleared, colleagues staring like he’d never been there. “Thorne? We got no one by that name.” Drawing on half-remembered physics from a college class in Boston, Alex figured it was like a Mandela effect on steroids, maybe tied to some experiment in the abandoned labs up in Blackwood Hills, where rumors of time-warping tech floated around.

Climax in the Hills

Up in Blackwood Hills, the scene turned wild—abandoned labs overgrown with vines, flickering lights from old generators. Alex broke in, found a chamber with glowing orbs, humming like they bent reality. Zoblabo appeared, not as a ghost but a glitch, explaining he was a “tear in the fabric,” from a parallel Vesper Hollow that collided during a storm in ’22. “You’re next if you don’t seal it.” Fight ensued, Alex smashing an orb, reality snapping back with a thunderclap. Fog cleared, memories flooded in, but Zoblabo vanished for good.

In the End

In the end, Alex sat on the docks, watching ships in the bay, pondering if any of it was real. Eldridge City went back to normal, but he kept a journal, just in case. Zoblabo? Maybe he never existed, or maybe he did in some forgotten corner. Life’s full of those mysteries.

And a chart of “erasure levels” over time, fictional but based on the story:

DayErasure LevelKey Event
110%Case assigned
340%Records gone
570%Others forget
795%Self fading
80%Reality fixed
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